What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:21
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?
No, not a chance
No way
Unacceptable again!
What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Still no good.
Why does an older married man turn bisexual?
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Study Reveals How Much Exercise You Need Each Week to Control Blood Pressure - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!